so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
