Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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