People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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