On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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