Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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