i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
