Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He felt like a one man threesome
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
