Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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