did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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