She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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