Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
wakey wakey hands off snakey
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
i need some magic done to my vagina
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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