Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?

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Nowhere

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(229): View more from Georgia

this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

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You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.

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i can only hope to be on your level one day.

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(407): View more from Florida

He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.

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