The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I'm always down for nudity.
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