Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
