When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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