We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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