He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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