don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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