I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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