What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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