Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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