afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
