How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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