Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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