i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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