I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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