He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
