i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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