Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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