I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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