Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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