How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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