I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
