For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The adults are the big ones right?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Randomize
