a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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