i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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