used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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