What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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