what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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