hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
did i just pee glitter
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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