Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm both gender and math confused
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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