porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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