you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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