if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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