So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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