no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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