I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you never un-have a 4some
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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