Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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