Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
