you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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