He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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