weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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