Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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