Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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