People in love make me want to vomit
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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